just say it wasnt you

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my staying single remains to be a hot topic, especially in offices. some are in favor, some are not. some end up debating whether its a good thing or a bad thing. they say its good because i dont have to worry about anyone else except myself. some say its bad because its sad and pathetic.

well, its not that i dont try. it just so happens that it doesnt work out with women i truly like. or i lose interest after some time with women that are just good enough. or i have a weird craving for a weird company. right now, for example, i would like to go out with sizzling hot identical twins (yes, sizzling hot is necessary. if its just the usual average identical twins, its twice the averageness). there are times i dont want to go out with intellectual people because it bores me. there are times i cant stand airheads. but most of the time, airheads are ok. point is, i need a girl with an ever changing sense of variety that can adjust to my moods to make her interesting at the right time. since thats impossible, only a variety of women will suffice. unfortunately, its difficult to sustain long term relationships with these women so the next alternative is a steady supply of replacements. its a lot of effort to find these women and its difficult to keep on making new introductions.