doctor, doctor i am sick

ever went to the doctor and hear him ask this question: "have you engaged in sexual intercourse in the past two weeks?"

and he has that facial expression where he seems to have already formulated an answer to the question but asks it anyway so he could hear you say the answer. and he would then insist that the answer must be truthful as possible in order for him to prescribe the correct medication. and then you try to recall the past two weeks. where have you been? who were you with? what did you do? holy crap! two weeks! that's a long time! its just another one of those summer vacations where there is no everyday routine like going to school! nothing is really planned during the summer vacation except big barkada out of towns or family vacations. and then you slowly remember the things that happened within that two weeks. so you are about to say you're answer. problem is the answer is neither a yes or no! you're not sure! what the? if you cant be sure about it, then, well, they must have been really wild parties, or you're the one who just likes to get wasted, anytime and anywhere. f*ck fear, drink beer! a little illness is nothing to a man with no fear...no fear until the results come out and hope that it's not one of those goddamn acronyms.