umm...sorry but can i look at your..umm...

ever had those days where you can't tell whether you know this girl or not? and the only way you can be sure about it is when you get to see if she owns this type of panties? of course, you ask yourself, how the fuck could you ask her that? you can't just approach her and say "umm...im not sure if i know you, but can i look at your panties?" or "do you have this pink panties which has a ***** print on it? just wanted to confirm whether i know you". does that mean her panties are better than her face that you cant remember her? maybe just too busy paying attention to her panties then. what can you do, her panties are more interesting than her! well, not really, but at that time, it was her panties that was catching all the attention. isnt that the same thing? there's really no excuse, its her panties that you remember and not her. what a pervert! if you had these kind of days, or at least experienced this, most likely, someone has called you an asshole or a goddamn jerk. and most likely, a slap in the face from the girl if she overhears you saying this: "what girl? oh you mean the one with the so and so panties? yeah, i think i remember her. nice panties, who is she again?". not that she doesnt have a pretty face, of course she does! that's why you remember her face. problem is you're not good with names that's why you cant remember her. then what about the panties! if she's pretty then why isnt her face enough to remind you if you really know her! of course you remember her face, that's why she looks familiar. problem is, you're just not quite sure, so the panties would merely confirm it. anyway, no matter what you say, there's really no excuse for this. and since you are bound to get slapped if you actually say this, might as well say this too: "yeah you are pretty, no doubt about that, but that doesnt mean you're sexy! heck, that's why i remember your panties, it just looks so sexy. so be thankful to those panties you were wearing because if not for that, you're just another pretty face!". wait, did i say slap? i meant brutal beating.